In the spirit of working on the fat thigh problem, amongst many others, I decided to pay a personal trainer. I go to him, he makes me do exercises that I hate, then he makes me do more of them, he finishes things off with abs- which I detest. Possibly I detest them because I am not sure that I have any ab muscles left- I believe they have all atrophied- they are shriveled prunes at this point. Mr. Trainer seems to forget this little aspect and treats me as if I have abs! How dare he?
To sum things up : I wasn't feeling bad enough about myself, so I sought out a personal trainer, gave him MONEY to make me do things I hate. I leave there wth jelly legs and I can't lift my arms over my head. I'm paying someone to immobolize my body. Last time I checked, there were people who would be willing to do this for free. I could just wander over to the local projects area, run when someone comes towards me (Mr. Trainer says it's important to get your cardio in first). Then they could immobolize me for whatever is in my purse (usually some change, maybe a few dollars, some used kleenex, pens and random toys from my 4 year old). End result: I can't lift my arms over my head, my legs feel like jelly and they have some new toys and possibly some change and a used kleenex! I say it's a win -win for all involved! (except for Mr. Trainer) I guess he could take the night off!
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